Oh, Australia!

Oh, Australia, there is so much pleasure visiting you....

Fuck this house! And fuck this house too! ... Oh and fuck this house here especially!...

You've been warned...

Don't forget to tip the sheep when it drops you off at your destination!
Sheep taxi

Have half a kangaroo in your pocket at each time for these rare but undesirable situations: throw the piece of meat in one direction to distract the croc and run the other way!
Oh look, Crocs in da hood!

Fun fact: box jellyfish don't sting on purpose and even try to evade you... when they kill you they go 'Oh dear what a mishap I am so terribly sorry sir! Sir? .... Sir? Are you ok? Sir?'
Cthuluh's Minions preying

God was totally stoned when he created this species.
Beware of 'funny' rocks

Just run the other way!
instructions clear

That's the result of the 'mishap' when box jellyfish want to greet you and confused your leg with your hands and try to 'shake' it.
just no, please not!

Ignorance is blissful they say... well not in that case. Hands off!
Keep your distance. At least 100 meter or more...

You're but an appetizer for him, I bet.
Nope nope nope...

Fun fact: more tourist are scratched to death from Emu's each year than are killed by jaws.
Oh sweet an Emu hey come here little Emu...

Stab them with the flag!
Chilling on the golf course....

This might be staged... but then again it looks plausible to me!
Only in Australia

Don't end up as a 'side-catch' meal of some snake that preys on the cute little Wallaby you are trying to cuddle.
Oh look! A Wallaby...

Honestly: this cutie is so docile that you surely merrit to die if you provoke it and get bitten. Don't mess with it.
Sweet, cute... and deadly. The BlueRing

Brown snakes are vervently defending their territory. Oh, and your house? That IS their territory now.
These look cute but are bitchy, ...err I mean bity

Keep seated after landing and have your laugh when the ground crew starts checking the engines. Oh, the little things in life...
But at least flying is safe, or is it?

on second thought I suspect this guy doing some really weird experiments with his weiner... what was the effect of red back venom again?!
Hah! Looks like she's really into you, mate!

huh? this nightmare actually exists? Yes it does, look it up, mate!
Ah the cute little Irukandji. Doesn't hurt at all when it kills you... in fact you will hardly even notice it killing you.
When this tiny critter isn't plotting to kill someone, he's chill. Mostly so.